I'm sure that our readership has dropped precipitously, but I felt like a last update would be necessary.
Christian Kammerer, Chris Havlin, Paul Davis, Sebastian Ellefson, and Sam Feldman have been finishing off Dr Wily and his eight Robot Masters before tonight's party. At the defeat of each of the Robot Masters, they pound shots that have been designed to correspond to each of the respective weapons those robots wield.
They are now all three sheets to the wind. It is hilarious.
I have a suspicion that Dr Wily may survive the night.